Funny Engagement Wishes

Funny Engagement Wishes

Today we are going to share funny engagement wishes along with congratulations on your engagement images and quotes. Engagement is one of the most memorable day in the life of person that is full of surprises and happiness. In case of love marriage these moments usually become more enjoyable for the couple. Usually on this day people use to search funny engagement wishes for their friends and family members. So, we have decided create a category related to congratulations on your engagement images and quotes.

funny engagement wishes Funny Engagement Wishes

  • Marriage is the world’s oldest workshop: the husband works while the wife shops!
  • There are two types of couples. The first type is the couple who fights and argues after getting engaged. The second type… is yet to be discovered.
  • Don’t rush things from here. A long engagement is a great way to delay the inevitable drudgery of an actual marriage.
  • There are two ways to get jailed for life. One is to commit a bad crime and the second is to get hitched. Congratulations for choosing the latter.
  • To him: you are about to undergo a procedure in which you will have your spine removed, but don’t worry, at least you’ll get some great wedding gifts.
  • Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
  • Finally you have found the person who will tame your eccentricities, curb your idiosyncrasies and make you a more civilized person. Congratulations on getting engaged.
  • Happy engagement wishes we all send to you, now all we wanna know is when’s the baby due?
  • Engagement is the first of 3 rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
  • Engagement… the point when the woman will stop worrying about makeup and the man will stop worrying about holding his belly in. Congratulations.
  • Congratulations on finding someone who you feel comfortable enough to fart in front of.
  • Congratulations for getting engaged. Your love’s bubble bursts now.
  • Congratulations for getting engaged. Now let’s mourn the demise of FUN IN YOUR LIFE.
  • Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, the only thing you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a while you start hunting for a club and a spade.
  • The bachelor brigade has lost one of their own. Congratulations to you buddy, but we are mourning the loss of a fallen soldier.
  • Congratulations for getting engaged. Now you will be paying for two tickets to see one movie.
  • Sharpen your swords, load your guns, stock up on your weaponry – the biggest war of your life is about to begin now that you are engaged. Congratulations.
  • Engagement… a reason to stop putting in effort to look good for each other. Congratulations.
  • I hate you because you both look perfect together… making all other couples look dull and boring.

congratulations on your engagement imagesCongratulations on your Engagement Images

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engagement picture quotesEngagement Picture Quotes

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  • At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
  • No measure of time with you will be enough. But let’s start with forever.
  • Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-Rays but you know it’s there.
  • He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his last name.
  • True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new.
  • I know by experience that the poets are right: love is eternal.
  • I never want to stop making memories with you.
  • I love you right up to the moon—and back.
  • I love your feet because they have wandered over the earth and through the wind and water until they brought you to me.
  • I choose you and I’ll choose you over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat, I will keep choosing you.
  • Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.
  • To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
  • The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
  • If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.
  • Love must be as much a light as it is a flame.

engagement card messages funnyEngagement Card Messages Funny

  • Congratulations on finding the one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
  • Now that you are engaged, you have new responsibilities, new commitments, and best of all, a new boss. Congratulations for getting the new job of a fiancé.
  • Congratulations on getting engaged and surrendering your freedom.
  • An engagement is an official way to tell your fiancé to be ready for an epic battle called “marriage” that’s going to last a lifetime. Congratulations.
  • An engagement is the time when the fiancé loosens his tie and the fiancée rolls up her sleeves. Congratulations for getting engaged.
  • Now that you are engaged, you will have to say goodbye to late-night parties and night outs in the town. I pity you, but still want to congratulate you.
  • I will be most pleased to be the referee in the boxing match that is slated to begin soon. Congratulations on getting engaged.
  • Being engaged marks the end of asking your girlfriends what they look for in a husband, and the beginning of worrying about the way your husband looks at your girlfriends.
  • The moment engagement rings are exchanged is the calm before the storm. Wishing you good luck and congratulations.
  • I can’t wait to get drunk on expensive champagne at your wedding. Happy engagement!
  • Getting engaged is like putting a down payment on a mortgage which you will be a lifetime liability. Congratulations.
  • Wake up; This is not a dream. Your engagement to your lover is more real than it seems. Congratulations.
  • There is a reason ENGAGEMENT rhymes with ENTRAPMENT and IMPRISONMENT.

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