Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?A little old lady.

    A little old lady who?

    All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Europe.

    Europe who?

    No I’m not!

  • Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.

    Figs who?

    Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Etch.

    Etch who?

    Bless you, friend.

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?I eat mop.

    I eat mop who?

    That’s revolting.

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Spell.

    Spell who?

    Okay, okay: W. H. O.

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Candice.

    Candice who?

    Candice door open, or what?

  • Knock Knock!Who’s There?Snow!

    Snow who?

    Snow laughing matter.

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Stopwatch.

    Stopwatch who?

    Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?To.

    To who?

    It’s to whom.

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wire who?Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

Knock Knock Jokes for Everyone

  • Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Witch who?Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Honey bee.

    Honey bee who?

    Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?

  • Q: Knock, knock.
    A: Who’s there?
    Q: Wooden shoe.
    A: Wooden shoe, who?
    Q: Wooden shoe like to know!
  • Knock, knock!Who’s there?Eysore

    Eysore who?

    Eysore do love you!

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Mikey.

    Mikey who?

    Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Some.

    Some who?

    Someday you’ll recognize me, hopefully.

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Razor.

    Razor who?

    Razor hands, this is a stickup!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bruce who?
    I Bruce easily, don’t hit me !
  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Dwayne.

    Dwayne who?

    Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amish who?
    You’re not a shoe!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Avenue who?
    Avenue knocked on this door before?

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Olive.

    Olive who?

    Olive you. Do you love me too?

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alien who?
    Just how many aliens do you know?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A herd.
    A herd who?
    A herd you were home, so I came over!
  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Alec.

    Alec who?

    Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Armageddon who?
    Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amma who?
    Amma not going to tell you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Britney Spears
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock, knock – oops i did it again.
  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Howl.

    Howl who?

    Howl you know unless you open the door?

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Broccoli who?
    Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
    Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
    Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Says.

    Says who?

    Says me, that’s who.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter who?
    Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Burglar who?
    Burglars don’t knock!

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